AI that tells you the truth about your resume.
No fluff. No sugarcoating. Just savage honesty.
One-time. No subscription. No hidden fees.
Your full resume text. The more you give, the better the roast.
Brutal AI feedback in under 10 seconds. Instant improvement.
Hire-worthy feedback from an AI that's analyzed 50K+ resumes
Results in seconds, not days. Iterate and re-roast instantly.
Merciless honesty. We'll hurt your feelings to help your career.
Specific, actionable fixes — not generic "improve your resume" advice
One payment = unlimited roasts for 24 hours. Fix, re-paste, re-roast until it's perfect.
💳 Buy Resume Roast — $3Is this real AI? Yes. DeepSeek-powered AI trained on thousands of resumes and hiring manager feedback.
Is my resume stored? No. Your text is sent to the AI, roasted, and discarded. We keep zero record.
What if I don't like the roast? You can re-roast as many times as you want within 24 hours. The AI will find new things each time.
Will this get me a job? The roast won't. But fixing what it finds will dramatically improve your odds.
Can I get a refund? If the roast is genuinely bad (not just hurtful), email patrick@circleofwizards.com and we'll refund.